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Breeds, behaviour, kittens, seniors and daily cat mischief โ€” carefully researched guides by Oliver Purr & friends, plus a shelf of free tools that plan, count and double-check things for you.

25 free tools Fresh guides every week No medical advice โ€” ever
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Free cat tools ๐Ÿงฐ

No sign-up, nothing uploaded โ€” each tool runs in your browser and builds a plan, a list or a score made for your cat and your home. Print it, stick it on the fridge.

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Cat Introduction Planner

A stage-by-stage plan for bringing a new cat home, paced for your household โ€” with move-on, wait and step-back signals.

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Catio Planner & Calculator

Enter your space and get the mesh area, a wood or PVC cut list, and a realistic materials budget.

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Home Safety Audit

Walk room by room, get a safety score, and a fix list ordered by danger โ€” lilies and laundry pods first.

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Kitten Socialization Tracker

Tell us your kitten's age and get exactly what to introduce this week, while the window is open.

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Multi-Cat Resource Calculator

Litter boxes, feeding spots, water points, perches โ€” counted by social group, not just per cat.

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7-Day Enrichment Generator

A week of play sessions, puzzle feeding and toy rotation matched to your cat's energy โ€” and your schedule.

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Senior Cat Ramp Planner

The gentlest ramp angle and board length โ€” or a step layout โ€” so your older cat keeps their favourite spots.

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Cat Age Calculator

Your cat's real age in human years โ€” the honest curve, life stage and where they sit in their breed's lifespan.

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Can Cats Eatโ€ฆ? Checker

105 foods checked before you share: safe, caution, avoid or toxic โ€” with what to do if they already ate it.

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Cat Name Generator

378 names by gender, coat, style and starting letter โ€” with a shortlist your whole family can vote on.

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Calorie & Feeding Calculator

Daily calories, exact portions in grams, cups and pouches, a treats budget โ€” and their water target too.

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Ideal Weight & Body Condition

Three hands-on checks estimate your cat's body condition score, ideal weight and a safe timeline to reach it.

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Pregnancy Due-Date Calculator

The due window from the mating dates, a week-by-week milestone timeline, and the signs that mean call the vet.

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Cost of Owning a Cat

First year, every year, and the honest lifetime total โ€” editable line by line, in four currencies.

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Cat-Safe Plant Checker

91 houseplants checked, including aliases and look-alikes โ€” and a safe swap for every toxic one.

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Lost Cat Poster Maker

A print-ready poster with tear-off phone strips, a copy-paste social post, and a search plan that works.

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Pet Sitter Instruction Sheet

Everything your sitter needs on one printable sheet โ€” routines, rules, vets and the emergency plan.

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Kitten Growth Predictor

From today's weight to predicted adult size, with a growth chart and checkpoint weights for the first year.

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Litter Usage & Cost Calculator

How much litter you'll really use and spend โ€” with all five litter types compared at your setup.

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Chocolate Exposure Meter

Cat ate chocolate? Estimate the exposure, read the urgency honestly, and copy a ready-made vet-call summary.

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Kitten Coat Colour Predictor

Pick the parents, predict the kittens โ€” orange genes, calico rules and dilution, with probabilities per sex.

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Carrier & Crate Fit Checker

Stand-turn-lie fit for cabin carriers against airline limits, plus the official IATA cargo crate formula.

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Breed Selector Quiz

Ten lifestyle questions matched against 40 breeds โ€” with percentage scores and the catch for every match.

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Breed Directory & Compare

Filter 40 breeds by shedding, grooming, noise and family fit โ€” then compare up to four side by side.

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Warrior Cat Name Generator

A full name journey โ€” kit to paw to warrior to star โ€” by clan, coat and personality. Fan fun, unofficial.

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